Guys can you imagine next year at the Oscars, when the Hobbit just fucking destroys everything in its path and wins everything, there will be Martin Freeman standing in the wreckage.
And with eyes aflame he will look into the camera, raise the statue triumphantly and scream
‘FUCK YOU I WON AN OSCAR’
And in the corner Leonardo DiCaprio will weep bitter tears and rock back and forth.
The Mighty Jojo.
That is me.
I am such a geek.
This is mainly an outlet for my geekiness to overflow so it doesn't take over the rest of my somewhat non-existent social life.
I really like sunflowers, guys.
If any of you need someone to stalk and give creepy gifts of love anonymously to then
sunflowers
not roses or carnations
yeah
voodoo toenail hearts and strands of hair are optional
please and thank you. <3